How to Tie a tie I guess
By: Clarissa Siri
(Nathan's Long lost sister who lives in Africa, She is adopted and also long lost So that is neat I guess)
By: Clarissa Siri
(Nathan's Long lost sister who lives in Africa, She is adopted and also long lost So that is neat I guess)
Part uno
If you want to learn how to tie a tie there are a few things you need first. Firstly you will need a tie of course, Preferably on that you do not care about because you feel the need to burn it with the heat of a thousand suns because the knot is so difficult. Second you will need a Very extensive knowledge in knot tying before you do this so you will need to go to the boy scout and learn every knot there is. Third you will need to go to college and study for 25 years to be a surgeon because you will need surgeon level precision in order to tie the tie. The fourth and final thing you will need before we start tying is levels of patients that only the most elite in the knot tying business can achieve. Once you have all those things go onto the part where we start tying.
Part Dos
First take the tie in your left hand and take out your scalpel, then perform an routine liver transplant on the tie using part of your own liver. Next wait a few weeks to see if the tie rejected the liver or not. If it did not then you can start the next part of the procedure. Now test the tie for lung cancer, if they test positive remove the both lungs through the ear canal and replace the lungs with your own. Now that the tie knows your committed it is ready to be tied. First take the small end of the tie in your left hand and enjoy the last 6 days of your life on life support before you die!
The End