The year was 1989. It was a dark and not very stormy night, a shot rang out. Ryan sprinted out of the forest and was being chased by an angry mob of towns folk who were mad that Ryan had stole all of the children of the village. He was far ahead but very tired and had not slept in days. As he was running he heard dog barking that was getting closer, they had released the dogs. The dogs had almost caught up with him when he heard a shout, "this way boy" and he looked around. To his right was a man in a cloak with a sword in his hand and a station wagon next to him. He ran towards the strange man and jumped into the station wagon and they drove away. When they were far enough away the man Pushed Ryan out and drove away never to be seen again. After the incident with the towns folk Ryan decided he would go out into the world and do good. After months of walking and volunteering Ryan created a reputation of goodwill and helping spirit, which helped him land a job at the American Red Cross where he drew blood and shipped it to hospitals. Then he was promoted to Property Manager where he managed property for twenty months until he was fired for being involved in Tax Fraud.
After his predicament with the law he decided he was going to travel by train. He hopped on the train and said "farewell old world". As soon as he said this he heard a voice whisper "why are you leaving boy"? Ryan became startled and said "I-uh I dunno" . The man on the car introduced himself as Tim. Ryan still not knowing if he could trust this man said "I have to go now" and jumped off the train into his new environment. He saw a sign that read "Welcome to Alabama" . Ryan was in disbelief he had traveled all the way to Alabama in just a few seconds. While in this strange new place he knew he had to find shelter. He started walking and saw an old lady from the village he had just three stared. He walked briskly to stay unrecognized. Just as he was about to get away he heard the old lady say "Hey there grandson". Ryan was shocked to see the lady didn't recognize him so he went along with it. "Hi grandma". They chatted until she said "would you like to come over for a cup of tea just don't tell you're brother". "You know how jealous he gets". Ryan not wanting to blow his cover and wanting a place to stay for the night agreed he would stay for one cup of tea. When Ryan got there he saw she had a nice house made of candy. He was so happy he just started eating and eating and eating and eating, until he couldn't move. "grrrrrrrrrurp' His stomach yelped with pain. Just as Ryan had finished the old lady bashed him with her cooking pot and tied him up. she forced him to drink a water that tasted funny he was scared but realized it was fair because he ate her candy house. She told him "That water will make it so you don't age until you smarten up boy".
The old lady forced Ryan to ride the train all the way to Florida. Ryan doesn't want to be small so he goes to school. He has no money but remembers the money he kept in his bag from before they knew about the taxes he never paid. He paid his way all through high school but didn't remember anything. He decided college would be easier. He went to college to be a hotel manager. Every day he went to school and every day he grew taller and taller. He was almost the same height as everyone in his class on graduation day. He was so excited because the old lady would be there. He headed for the train but missed it. He would have to steal a car. "This is my last chance" he said. so he broke a window to a new car across the street. He never got his drivers license so he doesn't know how to drive. He hit a tree and ended up in the hospital. He ended up with an early stage of Alzheimer. He forgot everything and yea that is right he got short over night.
In a Crazy turn of events Ryan adopted the nickname "The Big Waz" and moved to New York where he rescued 3 dogs and a gerbil. He got a job as a Walmart greeter and got paid minimum wage until he was promoted to Bathroom cleaner and got paid 10 dollars per hour. After working at Walmart for 12 years he won the Walmart scholarship for a Full ride to The Bureau Valley School for the Big and Talented. Ryan Fit in well with the other students and had many friends. He enjoyed the school lunches and had fun in Math Class where he would know all the answers. After years at BVSFTBAT (Bureau Valley School For the Big and Talented) Ryan decided he wanted to trade his gerbil for another Saint Bernard So he did and it was good. He then took to Knitting and made sweaters for all his friends and socks for his dogs. He had many birthday parties during his 23 years at BVSFTBAT with many themes such as Dora and Dance and Bob the builder and food Etc. He enjoyed his time at BVSFTBAT more than anywhere else except for maybe with the old lady he met.
He pondered whether he should stay at BVSFTBAT or go to somewhere new. So he got a job at jumpy man jump park. Where he was going to learn how to jump on a trampoline. He started off pretty good but he never left the trampoline. Ryan became flustered because he looked like large elephant trying to walk. He remembered something the old lady had told him. doo-doo-dee-doo (flashback) "you won't age until you smarten up boy" . doo-doo-dee-doo (back to present) "I must go to college" Ryan said aloud". and go to college he did. Ryan started practicing really hard to be good at scholastic bowl so he could get a scholarship because he was very poor. "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" Ryan said refers to lung disease. "aughahg" Blake said "I was going to say that. Ryan received so much glory that day he didn't think anything could make his day better. Until he received a letter in the mail. "Ryan Wasilewski" it said "you have been accepted into Notre Dame" . "yay i'm so happy" Ryan realized he would have to decide if he wanted to go to college again. He decided he had to. He started studying everything. He was scared because his professor was bald.
He filed a request to have a new teacher and she was super nice. All of a sudden Ryan accidentally broke her collarbone. She became very upset with him so he decided to hop on a train to hide from the law. There he met his old buddy Tim. "Is the law after ye again" asked Tim. Ryan knowing how sophisticated he was now replied "does an octopus have 8 legs". Ryan burst out laughing when Tim said "No" . Tim angered at Ryan's laugh yelled at the top of his lungs "AM I A JOKE TO YE BOY" . Ryan now very worried for his safety didn't say anything then hopped off. He somehow fell in the Bureau Valley parking lot. He got up went off into class and wore his hoodie and started aging again. In the end Ryan was much smarter than his classmates because of his many years of college and his history with investing. All done no more story. Doo-Doo-Dee-Doo (cut-scene to Tim on the train) "or is there har-har-har"
After years of schooling and other activities Ryan Finally got a job he could keep for a long time. He worked as a professor at Notre Dame and settled down with his 4 Saint Bernard's and his 3 adopted children that he stole from the village (he stole some orphan triplets since we last saw him). After another 10 years at Notre Dame as a Professor he retired and watched his children and grand children grow into adults. He discovered that even though he could age he could not die so he lived on past all of his homies. His mild case of Alzheimer also went away and could remember everything that happened in his life. There for he grew another 3 feet making him a whopping 15 feet in height. In the end he lived a long good life and will until the end of Forever.
Your A good Man Big Waz and we salute you.